They're in!

Me estoy muriendo. Esto duele mucho.

So they're in. Finally. And of course, I can't wait to get them out. I've had them in for about 10 hours and I'm dying. Die-ing. Me estoy muriendo. I am in so much pain. I took a Motrin 800 and it didn't do jack. It took me 3 tries to get them off to drink a smoothie and my coffee. I bought the coffee at 230ish and smelled it until like 5. I went 11 hours without eating or drinking coffee. I'll never do that again. I feel so sick now. But yea I cried when I kept trying to take them off for the first time.
It took me 3 tries. I almost went into someone’s office in tears with the tray in hand to BEG him to pry them off me no matter what but people were in there talking work or whatever so that saved me an embarrassing moment and I did it myself. But then people think that I'm picking at my mouth when they see me in the bathroom, which is whatever. I need privacy when I do that. Putting them back on wasn't that easy either just because of the pain. It's worth it though. I'm going to keep telling myself that. I don't know how ready I am to go bar hopping and drinking beer yet. I might need a few more weeks. Or like another day.

10 hours down, 9 more months to go!